Hayguy s. Nuthin much has been happnin lates. I went into tha city wiTh chad rory deano and chad the otha day. FUCK IT WOZ FuLL OF EMOZZ!!1 I swer tha werld haz turnEd emo hay. i fucken hate how thay jus sit around and talk abot sucide and hevy Metal! if u listn to heavy MEtAl u shuld be a hard cUNT!!! we wer walkin past a bunch of em androrry was like fucken goths!!" den one of them sed back to rory, we aint gothz!! then thay said sumthin about test Subjects and SilveRbacks or Silvachair or sumthin! deeno got pretty reved upat that stage and woz like. 'we only lyke a coUple of silvachair tracks ya fuckn emo dropkiks!! i swer if i had A caMera i woold have smashed it ova there little fuckn goth faces. 2 many weerdos in tha ciTy!! wy cant evryone jus get along and not wer makeup or lIsten to shit muzic anD jus get On the PiSSS!!
ended up at the deen dat nite nd evryone kepT callin deano "the deen' and he wanted To go home but then thesse 2 stunnas rocked Up and aksed to have there picS taken with us chad was like fucken Oath!! apprantly all we had 2 do woz give them somE money And theyd go Get us sum drinks they wer both wering jim Beam shirts and hats (evry mans dream!!!1) so i gaVe em 50 bucks to get us sum piss and THEN thay gave us da photos back! and a cOuple of bottlez of Beam!! so chad and rory tryed to get Tha numbaz (cos they Were keen as!) nd they laufed (soz bout tha spellin, bit hungova!) then they sed lata oN and weNt off and talked To sum othA guyz!! chaD walked ova aNd askeD wot was goin on and they were like fuck off, were at work. then rory saw it and wenT to bak chad up and took a swing at da chicks!! and sed prostitutes! then dis big mouri guy with a nametag grabbed us all and tried to fite us outside but we just walked off And swore at them. rorys new Jeanz got pretty recked but iT dusnt matter cos they alredy have holes in Them!!
neway thats about it, i gota get back to the tellytake it ezy japaneezy!!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Gettin on the piss!!
Last night me and the boyz thort it would be a sik idea if we went out and got blotto (geez that neva happens;)!
Rory and chad rolled ova to my yard @ about 7pm and we invented a new drinking game! Basics, you need a stop watch and you get a minute and u gotta skull a beer as fast as possibel but ur matez have gotta trY and put u off by sayin dum shit!!
Chad had the firs go and rory said 'hay chad, i bet youve neva even had a 3sum befor!!' THEN chad spat his beeer all over the table!!!!!2 then chad took a swing at rory but acsidentaly missed and ended up chipping the birdcage instead!! i was pissed my pants!! rory said sorry and then dey both had to try nd catch jezza the parrot!! and da best part was that jezza only knows how to say da f word and 'im drunk'!! so the fuckin bird was flapping all over da place and i was pising myself still and the bird has a broken leg from las time so u can imajine how he was feeling. pritty pissed off i'd say!! and the bird was swering at chad and rory started pising himslef as well!!
aftawads we got the bird and it waz all swweet antil rory was like :lets get teh bird fucked up on beers!! i woz down for it cos the bird is a peace of junk neway (sory jezza, but u r a shit berd wid a borken leg!!) but THEN THER was a problem! we ran out of boooz!! (neva happenS!!)
so insted of gettin the birdc drunk , we jus fucked of to tha pub. ill tell ya tha rest when i get in 2moz!! or weneva i get back!! (jus jokes, i wooldn't do that to ya!!!3)
Rory and chad rolled ova to my yard @ about 7pm and we invented a new drinking game! Basics, you need a stop watch and you get a minute and u gotta skull a beer as fast as possibel but ur matez have gotta trY and put u off by sayin dum shit!!
Chad had the firs go and rory said 'hay chad, i bet youve neva even had a 3sum befor!!' THEN chad spat his beeer all over the table!!!!!2 then chad took a swing at rory but acsidentaly missed and ended up chipping the birdcage instead!! i was pissed my pants!! rory said sorry and then dey both had to try nd catch jezza the parrot!! and da best part was that jezza only knows how to say da f word and 'im drunk'!! so the fuckin bird was flapping all over da place and i was pising myself still and the bird has a broken leg from las time so u can imajine how he was feeling. pritty pissed off i'd say!! and the bird was swering at chad and rory started pising himslef as well!!
aftawads we got the bird and it waz all swweet antil rory was like :lets get teh bird fucked up on beers!! i woz down for it cos the bird is a peace of junk neway (sory jezza, but u r a shit berd wid a borken leg!!) but THEN THER was a problem! we ran out of boooz!! (neva happenS!!)
so insted of gettin the birdc drunk , we jus fucked of to tha pub. ill tell ya tha rest when i get in 2moz!! or weneva i get back!! (jus jokes, i wooldn't do that to ya!!!3)
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Hey Guyz!!
so i was scoping out the net for some cool pages and was like wtf!? there's no stories about groups of mates just gettin out there and runnin a muck!! im prety sucky at this internet shit coz im not a nerd (prolly drink too much hahahah!) but i here that blogs is the way too do it!! im prety much just going to rite about the weekends and gigz and pretty much watevs!! if im bored ill post about randumb thoughts and watever else is goin thru my crazy mind!!!!
Newayz, take it easy. im too hungova for all dis typing, didnt get to bed till like 11pm last nite! insaneeeee!!
seeya <:@)
Newayz, take it easy. im too hungova for all dis typing, didnt get to bed till like 11pm last nite! insaneeeee!!
seeya <:@)
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