Gettin on the piss!!

Last night me and the boyz thort it would be a sik idea if we went out and got blotto (geez that neva happens;)!
Rory and chad rolled ova to my yard @ about 7pm and we invented a new drinking game! Basics, you need a stop watch and you get a minute and u gotta skull a beer as fast as possibel but ur matez have gotta trY and put u off by sayin dum shit!!
Chad had the firs go and rory said 'hay chad, i bet youve neva even had a 3sum befor!!' THEN chad spat his beeer all over the table!!!!!2 then chad took a swing at rory but acsidentaly missed and ended up chipping the birdcage instead!! i was pissed my pants!! rory said sorry and then dey both had to try nd catch jezza the parrot!! and da best part was that jezza only knows how to say da f word and 'im drunk'!! so the fuckin bird was flapping all over da place and i was pising myself still and the bird has a broken leg from las time so u can imajine how he was feeling. pritty pissed off i'd say!! and the bird was swering at chad and rory started pising himslef as well!!
aftawads we got the bird and it waz all swweet antil rory was like :lets get teh bird fucked up on beers!! i woz down for it cos the bird is a peace of junk neway (sory jezza, but u r a shit berd wid a borken leg!!) but THEN THER was a problem! we ran out of boooz!! (neva happenS!!)
so insted of gettin the birdc drunk , we jus fucked of to tha pub. ill tell ya tha rest when i get in 2moz!! or weneva i get back!! (jus jokes, i wooldn't do that to ya!!!3)