RanDumb thorts!!!1

Hayguy s. Nuthin much has been happnin lates. I went into tha city wiTh chad rory deano and chad the otha day. FUCK IT WOZ FuLL OF EMOZZ!!1 I swer tha werld haz turnEd emo hay. i fucken hate how thay jus sit around and talk abot sucide and hevy Metal! if u listn to heavy MEtAl u shuld be a hard cUNT!!! we wer walkin past a bunch of em androrry was like fucken goths!!" den one of them sed back to rory, we aint gothz!! then thay said sumthin about test Subjects and SilveRbacks or Silvachair or sumthin! deeno got pretty reved upat that stage and woz like. 'we only lyke a coUple of silvachair tracks ya fuckn emo dropkiks!! i swer if i had A caMera i woold have smashed it ova there little fuckn goth faces. 2 many weerdos in tha ciTy!! wy cant evryone jus get along and not wer makeup or lIsten to shit muzic anD jus get On the PiSSS!!
ended up at the deen dat nite nd evryone kepT callin deano "the deen' and he wanted To go home but then thesse 2 stunnas rocked Up and aksed to have there picS taken with us chad was like fucken Oath!! apprantly all we had 2 do woz give them somE money And theyd go Get us sum drinks they wer both wering jim Beam shirts and hats (evry mans dream!!!1) so i gaVe em 50 bucks to get us sum piss and THEN thay gave us da photos back! and a cOuple of bottlez of Beam!! so chad and rory tryed to get Tha numbaz (cos they Were keen as!) nd they laufed (soz bout tha spellin, bit hungova!) then they sed lata oN and weNt off and talked To sum othA guyz!! chaD walked ova aNd askeD wot was goin on and they were like fuck off, were at work. then rory saw it and wenT to bak chad up and took a swing at da chicks!! and sed prostitutes! then dis big mouri guy with a nametag grabbed us all and tried to fite us outside but we just walked off And swore at them. rorys new Jeanz got pretty recked but iT dusnt matter cos they alredy have holes in Them!!
neway thats about it, i gota get back to the tellytake it ezy japaneezy!!